Greetings from the Underworld!
I am the infamous Dr. Ostrich! When faced with a challenge, I love to bury my head in the sand and meditate. If you think I do this because I am scared, I would love to have a one-on-one kick boxing session with you! When I am not boogie dancing or running around in circles, I try to write some code with my big stubby toes. I believe I was sent here for a reason and that is to help humans coexist with the great species of Ostriches. In exchange for my technical advice and tips, I ask you to not feed on my eggs!